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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 23:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Father who killed 3 daughters was 'active dad' but the 'system failed' him, ex-wife's attorney says - ABC News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Trump's U.S. Steel decision may come later than expected - Axios

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Pregnant women warned against using weight-loss jabs - BBC

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

China Considers Ordering Hundreds of Airbus Jets in Major Deal - Bloomberg.com

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the top-rated beach resort in Bali, Indonesia according to TripAdvisor reviews?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Miley Cyrus Reveals What Caused Her Estrangement from Dad Billy Ray for the First Time - instyle.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?

share office space ...

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?

Next, they tried...

Then came..

No, not a chance

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?